CAM/ST/LW/RW

When I watch Barnett, I often wonder if he himself knows which way he is turning, but ...

GK

Our very own Costel Pantilimon (yes I had to Google Romanian goalkeepers) but half...

LB/RB

New lad to the squad this season, Connor has spent no time getting himself settled...

LB/LW

Another of our founding members. Dom has been here since day one. Proud sponsor...

CAM/RW

Turns on a dime and sends defenders for toast. Josh's...

CAM/ST

BACKHEELS ONLY!! Almost lost this legend as he was set to venture up north, now he's...

ST/LW

Our very own Vardy, supplyng more than just goals this season giving us depth on...

CB

Another solid and competent CB. Loves to get on the ball and spread it like butter...

CM

Significantly raises the average looks in the team, founding member after 3 years away...

RB/RWB

Overlap, North Camp, Planes. In that order. Wand of a right peg, original inspiration for...

GK

Our resident scouse. Joined the team this season offering huge depth to our...

LB/RB/CM

Good old Phil!! Joint social sec and our Twitter account Secretary. Joining this season...

CM

IT'S A YELLA CARD!! Don't want to say he fits the standard Scottish Stereotype, but he...

LB

All-round great guy with a sublime footballing brain. Brings a calmness to the ...

LW/RW/CM

A true relic of this club. Here from the very onset of the club offering a wealth of...

CDM/CM

El capitano, Mr reliable. Our Derby dynamite. Can do it all, holding midfielder who ...

CB

Ball playing CB, who loves to get it down and play it around, absolute manager dream...

LW/RW/CAM

Our little trickster. Returning for his second season, Cody is a quick and agile winger...

LW/RW/ST

After an early set back and crunching from Big Joe, lead the way by...

CB

Big Joe!! Absolute mountain at the back. The song were going on a bear hunt is...

LB/CM

Luke didn't want to write his own synopsis. Loves the gym...

CM/CAM/CB

This man would look cool and relaxed if he was sitting on the sun!! Our man ...

ST

Now officially labelled the Chorley Crespo, this lad strikes fear into defences...

LB/LWB

Recent winner of the North Camp 5k with a blistering time of 20:46, probably did that ...